kanyewesticle:

i want to be like Josh Nichols and lose weight over night for no apparent reason

ailyl:

DO YOU EVER TALK TO SOMEONE AND THEY’RE SO CUTE AND THE CONVERSATION IS SO CUTE THAT YOU JUST FEEL THE CUTENESS LIKE YOU CURL YOUR TOES AND COVER YOUR FACE AND MAKE STRANGE NOISES AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE BECAUSE THE CUTENESS IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY OVERPOWERING 

willsmithorwontsmith:

do you ever have that song on your ipod that you always skip but then one day you’re forced to listen to it and realize it’s actually the best song ever and you listen to it on repeat for 129648372 days

clavid:

the beautiful thing about this is that my idiotic ramblings actually started an urban legend

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.